A Nice Story

A keen immigrant Indian had applied for a salesman's job downtown department store. In fact, it was the biggest store in the world- you could get anything there.

The boss asked him,"Have you ever been a salesman before?"

"yes sir, I was salesman in India", replied the man. The boss liked the cut of him and said, "you can start tomorrow and I will come and see you"

The day was long and arduous for the young man, but he got through it. And finally 6.00pm came around. The boss duly fronted up and asked, "How many sales did you make today?"

"Sir, just one sale", said the young salesman.

"only one...?", blurted the boss

"NO!NO! you see here, most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day. If you want to keep your job, you'd better be doing better than just one sale. By the way how much was the sale worth?" , boss asked.

"3,37,000 pounds..", said the salesman.

"What! how did you manage that?" asked the flabbergasted boss.

"Well, This man come in and I sold him small fish hook, medium fish hook and large fish hook. Then I sold new fishing rod and some fishing gear. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast. So, I told him he'd be needing a boat. I took him to the boat department and sold him that twenty-foot schooner with the twin engines. Then he said his Volkswagen probably wouldn't be automotive department and sold him that new deluxe 4*4 blazer. I then asked him where he will be staying, and since he had no accommodation, I took him to camping department and sold him one of those new igloo 6-sleeper camper tents. The guy said, while we were at it , I should throw about 100$ worth of groceries and two cases of beer."

The boss stepped two steps back and asked in astonishment,"you sold all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook!!"

"No", answered salesman.

 Continued,"he came to buy a headache relief tablet and i said that fishing is the best remedy for headache"

BOSS- "please sit my chair!!"


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Cleanliness is next to godliness.

(Laborers with Mr.Prime Minister of India)

           Clean is an important word using by the most number of people now a days including our respectable prime minister. People must understand the definition and importance of being clean.

What is meant by clean?

It means keep our surroundings and our self as pure. It means to neglect dirty.

Why we know clean?

Man has six senses. Even some animals has some awareness regarding cleanliness. ( After passes pee dog pours sand into it) See some people they are peeing in public places. They doesn't care about genders during they do these things.

The shocking thing is this problem starts with educated people. Sometimes uneducated persons are more aware than literate persons. ( literate persons are the only reason for half of the crime in our country. It is not an exception) .

Our government also takes many steps regarding this (through many advertisements ).

It is not only the duty of government. It is the responsiblity of an individual person. Each and every citizen of India must respect our PM's (INDIA) words and try to make CLEAN BHARATH. It is the only way to avoid unnecessary hygenic problems. Thank you. JAI HINDH

By KARTHICK

DEMONIAC

Demonic is a 2015 American horror film directed by Will Canon and written by Max La Bella, Doug Simon and Will Canon. The film stars Maria Bello, Frank Grillo, Cody Horn, Dustin Milligan, Megan Park, Scott Mechlowicz, Aaron Yoo, and Alex Goode.

A violent slaughter occurs in an abandoned house in Louisiana where three college students are found dead. Detective Mark Lewis (Frank Grillo) examines the crime scene and finds a shocked survivor, John (Dustin Milligan) before calling reinforcements. Several police cars then arrive at the house alongside an ambulance and a psychologist, Dr. Elizabeth Klein (Maria Bello). She talks to John, who tells her that a seance performed in the house called the attention of many spirits, including one he identified as his mother, and that two of the group members, consisting of his pregnant girlfriend and her ex boyfriend, are still missing.

The following scenes consist of two interlaced plots: one shows the interrogation of John by Dr. Klein and the investigation of videotapes found in the house by police officers, and the other shows the actual events (often filmed by a camera) that John and the five other visitors of the house experienced, including several paranormal phenomena.

Then Bryan appears in a car crash and starts running away from the police, and ends up in a store where he is later killed by the detective, believing he was in some manner producing a shock in John. After that, Detective Mark goes to a secret space in the house where he discovers Michelle, as the paramedics are getting to her, Elizabeth discovers that John killed everybody at the same time that Detective Mark finds John's lifeless body hanging.

As it turns out, John is possessed by the devil and killed everybody in order to set him free. As Michelle is getting out of the house the devil vanishes.

The film concludes when Michelle is in the ambulance. The doctor says her baby is fine (turning out to be the devil, who escaped and uses her baby as its new vessel),

JAMES WAN'S PRODUCTION MOVIE..

thanks to wikipedia

PORN KILLER (A painful poem from a porn addicter)

For change lets try this topic.

I can't I can't stop,
I have gulity waaap...
I am losing my energy..
By ............bating, what

Is the solution??
My friend suggested to
Try the lotion for late ......erm,
I asked for solution
His talk made me wrong decision.

May be a psycological problem,
Thank god to give this problem..
I am not a murderer, raper and
I am ..... Bater.

I am unable to stop..
Crying by eyes..
Always inducing to see
Her thighs...
Please , I am writing with tears..
I am filled with fears
On my wife and family.
Stop porn.. You won.

Terminator Genisys - Pre Review

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Terminator Genisys is an upcoming 2015 American science fiction action film directed by Alan Taylor and written by Laeta Kalogridis and Patrick Lussier. It is the fifth installment in the Terminator series, and will act as a sequel and a "reset" to the series. Arnold Schwarzenegger reprises his role as the eponymous character, along with newcomers Jason Clarke, Emilia Clarke, Jai Courtney, Lee Byung-hun, Matt Smith, and J. K. Simmons. The film is scheduled to be released by Paramount Pictureson July 1, 2015. In addition to opening in regular theaters, it will also be shown in 3D, Real 3D, and IMAX 3D.

In 2029, John Connor, leader of the human resistance, leads the war against the machines. At the Los Angeles offensive, John's fears of the unknown future begin to emerge when John is notified by his army unit, Tech-Com, that Skynet will attack him from two fronts, past and future, and will ultimately change warfare forever.

On the verge of winning the war against Skynet, Connor sends his trusted lieutenant Kyle Reese back through time to 1984 to save his mother's life and ensure his own existence. However, Kyle finds the original past changed; he meets an alternate version of Connor's mother, Sarah Connor, who already knows about Skynet, Judgment Day, and Reese's predestined roles as both her protector and yet-to-be conceived son's father. A decade before, a Terminator was sent back in time to kill Sarah as a child and so the Resistance sent their own cyborg back in time to protect her; their arrivals on that point in time causes a fractured timeline that differs from Kyle's. After the assassin killed her parents, the reprogrammed T-800 raised and trained her to face her destiny, which she adamantly tries to reject. Being stranded in the past, the reprogrammed Terminator also struggles to integrate into human society while hiding its true nature. In addition, due to the timeline's alteration, it is ambiguous as to whether Sarah and Kyle would fulfill their respective roles as John Connor's parents despite needing each other for battling Skynet.

Now, after Sarah, the Terminator, and Kyle are acquainted, they are faced with a new mission while dreading the newly undetermined future since everything has changed. Even though the Terminator destroys Kyle's quarry upon its arrival from the original timeline, Skynet sends additional terminators to take over its mission in addition to kill Sarah's allies; including a T-1000 as well as a new and horrific enemy: John Connor himself, who has been converted into a nanotechnological human-cyborg hybrid, the T-3000. With John Connor apparently compromised, they must avoid detection from their enemies and find a way to prevent Judgment Day from happening.

NOW IT"S TIME TO RESET.... I AM BACK............

Credit goes to WIKIPEDIA

Green cloth

Green hairs everywhere,
Green green green everywhere,
White mist falling down,
Plastic white rolling down.

Who is the response?
Plastic white rolling down
They say NUTURE THE NATURE
No nature ; no future to nuture.

Protect the layer,
Not only the duty of mayor,
It's people's duty ; because
They are buyer.

NUTURE THE NATURE.

What’s app laughter?

A bus full of housewives going on a picnic, fell into a river, all died. Each husband continued cried for a week, one husband continued for more than two weeks!!!

When asked that did he miss his wife so much? He replied: No, my wife missed the bus.

In heaven God told all husbands and wives to gather for a meeting! He told the men to satnd in two queues…

Those who are controlled by their wives & those who control their wives!

Only one man stood in the second queue.. God said, “so you control your wife?”

Man: Are you crazy? My wife told me to stand here”

A junior in office dialed his boss’s extension by mistake & said: Hey, send a coffee to my cabin within two minutes.

Boss shouted: Do you know whom you are talking to? I’m the boss…

JR: (in same tone) do you know whom you are talking to?

Boss: NO

JR: THANK GOD (&disconnected)

If web stores start matrimonial services they will become number one site in the world because they have a 30 day return policy no questions asked.

A Chinese man married an African woman and had a child. Two months later the child passed away.

At funeral house, the African woman kept sobbing and saying: “I knew it! I knew it!!!”

A family member pulled her aside and asked: “what did you know?’

She replied: “Chinese products don’t last long!!”

Thanks for spending your valuable time to read this. KEEP SMILING AND BE HAPPY

Jurassic World - PRE REVIEW

Jurassic World is a 2015 American science fiction adventure film directed by Colin Trevorrow. It is the fourth installment in the Jurassic Park film series. The screenplay was co-written by Rick Jaffa, Amanda Silver, Derek Connolly, and Trevorrow. The film stars Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Vincent D'Onofrio, Ty Simpkins, Nick Robinson, Omar Sy, B. D. Wong, and Irrfan Khan. Wong is the only actor from any of the previous films to appear in Jurassic World.

A fourth film was initially intended to begin production in 2004 for a summer 2005 release, but endured over a decade of "development hell" as scheduled release dates were pushed back several times while the script went through revisions. Steven Spielberg, director of the first two Jurassic Park films, acts as executive producer as he did for the third film. Thomas Tull also acts as an executive producer;his production company, Legendary Pictures, funded approximately 20 percent of the film's budget.The film was produced by Frank Marshall and Patrick Crowley, and is scheduled to be released on June 11, 2015 in European countries and on June 12 in North America, by Universal Pictures.

Twenty-two years after the events of Jurassic Park, Isla Nublar, an island located off Central America's Pacific Coast near Costa Rica, now features a fully functioning dinosaur theme park, Jurassic World, as originally envisioned by John Hammond.This new park is owned by Simon Masrani (Irrfan Khan), CEO of the Masrani Corporation.Owen Grady (Chris Pratt), a member of the park's on-site staff, is a trainer of a group of Velociraptors,known as Blue, Charlie, Delta and Echo.At the corporation's request, the park's geneticists create a hybrid dinosaur known as Indominus rex(resembling a T. rex in appearance and having the genetic material of Giganotosaurus, Rugops, Majungasaurus, and Carnotaurus, giving it its distinctive head ornamentation and ultra-tough bony osteoderms with horns placed above the eye orbit) to boost visitor attendance. Claire Dearing (Bryce Dallas Howard) is the park's operations manager. Her nephews, Zach (Nick Robinson) and Gray (Ty Simpkins), are visiting the island when the hybrid escapes and are subsequently caught up in the creature's deadly rampage.It then becomes the responsibility of Owen and Jurassic World's security team to contain the hybrid dinosaur before she can cause more damage.

THE PARK IS RE OPENED>>> THANKS TO WIKIPEDIA

The Lost Story - Allusion & Reality

 

Once i happened to read THE LOST STORY (fiction) by Amit Goyal, an Indian writer. The attractive thing regarding book was the cover page and title. How the story could be lost?

The novel is about two writers collaboration for new work.Simply it is a collection of short stories like. One half of story by Saleem and another half by Sandy , an young writer. Even though it seemed as short stories it is important content for this novel. This act as sub Plots for this novel.

The story of Nitin was the major one which thrilled me. There were variety of stories like super hero etc. There was a suspense at every story and full of twists and turns. This is the main collection of stories.

Psycho analysis :  There was conflict between imagination and allusion. The author in this novel made analytic study on his characters created by him. It was the beauty of the novel. He talked to his characters (like if Shakespeare talks to his Othello). This created the eagerness and thrill towards the readers. Every episode of novel kept reader's interest to read the next page. Another thing I noted was he used Indian mythological names for his characters (Raku, Ketu etc). It might be the characters by the saleem/sandy is the deep reflection of their real characters. There is a "twisting technique" between allusion and reality was used by the author. The last part to attempt to find THE LOST STORY was superior to all other parts in the novel. The author used Omniscient narrative technique towards this novel.

THE LOST STORY is never LOST.....

Silence is the Strength

"Silence is a source of great strength" - LAO TZU

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"Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works" - STEVE JOBS

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"Your smile will give you a positive countenance that will make people feel comfortable around you"
                     -LES BROWN

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"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work"
                   -THOMAS A.EDISON

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"We must use time as a tool, not as a couch" -John F.KENNEDY

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"To oppose something is to maintain it" - URUSULA K.LE GUIN

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"Live to the fullest, and focus on the positive" - MATT CAMERON

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"We must be our own before we can be another's" - RALPH WALDO EMERSON

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Choose a job you love...

"Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will."

                    - Zig Zaglar

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"The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them"

                    - Ernest Hemingway

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"Strength and growth come only through continuous effort and struggle"

                    - Napoleon Hill

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"Freedom is the right to tell people what they do not want to hear"

                    - George Orwell

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"Wherever you go no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine"

                   - Anthony J.D'Angelo

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"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything"

                  - Mark Twain

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"Choose a job you love , and you will never have to work a day in your life"

                  - Confucius

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